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muggleland:

i love the sense of community in the classroom when you all know you failed the test

(via awkwardlyabstinent)

Monday, August 18 with 549,543 notes

idcau:

if you stare at me in public my self esteem will drop 100%

(via your-lifes-a-whore)

Monday, August 18 with 313,944 notes

Convo between my 7year-old students today

Josie: I have a new crusshhhhh
Matt: Me too! On a boy!
Pearl: You're a boy with a crush on a boy?
Matt: Yeah he's really cute.
Pearl: Oh.
(pause for a bit)
Matt: Boys can like boys. I just can't marry him because boys can't marry boys.
Me: Yeah they can. You can marry whoever you want.
Matt: Really?
Josie: YEAH my tia has a wife so now I have a titi and a auntie.
Matt: Okay. Then maybe I'll marry him.
Dave: (from across the room) No you can't you're seven.
(Age was apparently the only foreseeable problem anyone of my elementary schoolers could see with gay marriage.)

Sunday, August 17 with 317,964 notes

etceteraface:

thewaywardqueen:

metaphoricalanchor:

i want to write the kind of short stories you read in english class that are on this weird level of surrealism that they still haunt you years down the road

in year 10 i wrote a story and when i got it back my teacher told me he couldnt sleep properly after reading it

please publish that story

(Source: nonchalantcroissant, via iamdandilions)

Sunday, August 17 with 342,393 notes
And then suddenly I become sad for no reason, and it takes me days to get over that feeling.

(via melisica)

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Sunday, August 17 with 92,893 notes
No relationship is perfect so just find the right one to go through hell and heaven with.

Mark Patterson (via kushandwizdom)

(via seductive-vampire)



Thursday, August 14 with 47,390 notes

bettywhite4ever:

I wanna be hot enough to make people question their sexual orientation

(Source: andrewbelami, via seductive-vampire)

Thursday, August 14 with 490,741 notes